homuratrash:

jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around

11 hours ago · 11,696 notes · Reblog
#homestuck #bae 

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest)

11 hours ago · 442,942 notes · Reblog

coldaethyl:

ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

11 hours ago · 134,110 notes · Reblog
#important 

interswagnet:

tag me in posts!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

message me!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

interact with me!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

friendship!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: mondegreener)

isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

(Source: isaidnopeeking)

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#king #fav 
591,865 plays | by Waka Flocka

clacking:

officialmothman:

where is he going?

heaven

(Source: kawaiilluminatii)

12 hours ago · 67,600 notes · Reblog
#fav 

I’m the person that reads your tags.

angelrin89:

image

(Source: fishy-leedonghae)

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maxwellpuckett:

avoiding spoiling your friend when they’re chatting with you about a series they’re watching

image

(Source: tesladyneindustries)

241,401 plays

irnpatience:

this video was everything i hoped for and more

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

12 hours ago · 40,916 notes · Reblog
#ross #me and you 
512,448 plays

ridge:

d-meanor:

this vine saved me

wait can we get a remix

12 hours ago · 70,043 notes · Reblog
#nsfw #me 
poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
high resolution →

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

12 hours ago · 37,165 notes · Reblog
#bye 

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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#yEAH OMG 
unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 
high resolution →

unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

12 hours ago · 536,923 notes · Reblog
#dogs #aw 
Most girls on first day of school: -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-
Me on first day of school: -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-
12 hours ago · 97,578 notes · Reblog
#me 

(Source: strifebot)

13 hours ago · 14,346 notes · Reblog
#homestuck